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I wonder if Batman spanks her with a rolled up newspaper in the parody porn?

My dad was a pretty serious LOTR nerd before it was cool, i.e. before the movies came out. He read all the appendices and books by Tolkien’s son annotating his father’s notes and books about the linguistics and collections of artwork about Middle Earth. Two of these artists were particularly considered to be experts,…

Okay can I pick Buffalo Bill? I really want him to propose to me.

Yep. A thin person gets told to “eat a sammich.” A fat person gets told to kill herself.

Well said. Yes, the abuse is twice as bad if: 1. the person is a woman and 2. loves herself.

Like, I get there are people who are going to be assholes to others no matter what. Either you’re too fat or too skinny, it doesn’t matter to them, they will try to bum you out. And I get “eat a sandwich” or “ew you can see her ribs” are rude and esteem stabbing things to say to someone, and you don’t tear someone…

“It’s okay to be skinny!”

Oh Yay, a whale joke. It’s like high school all over again.

I suppose that “#SkinnyAcceptanceButIt’sOkayToHateTheFattiesThey’reWhalesIsn’tOurNameClever” was too difficult to remember.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

One summer day, I got too hot in my car. We were in this big traffic jam, and it was 110. No air conditioning. I felt lightheaded and so I stopped at a rest stop to get some water. I fainted, which is embarrassing, but upon waking, found myself surrounded by people praying over my body. No one had called 911 or…

i miss that guy that shot him in the face

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

Right?

I was taught that it was because it made them look even taller, which contributed to the intimidation factor. Usually it was the grenadiers who wore them. Grenadiers were often amongst the elite, and sometimes even further selected for height. So this just added to their intimidation factor.

to make themselves look taller, in the eyes of the enemy. (seriously)

That period of Rihanna’s instagramming really bothered me too. It is super juvenile to post nothing but photos of yourself smoking weed. It was constant photos of huge spliffs. It was so desparate. Got, it. You’re a bad girl. And it was really sad that she was with back with Chris Brown. I totally agree with Lena’s…