Can we stop with the whole having a daughter thing? It doesn’t take a familial relation to understand how to be a decent person.

I’m cracking up over here! Also, reminds me of that terrible early episode where they try to digitize the old books in Giles collection by scanning them and unwittingly realize a demon into the computer who tries to woo Willow.

Yes! What’s next, Buffy? Who needs Giles and an awesome library when you have the internet?

“What if The Craft had texting?” - Hollywood

What would be more badass is if they brought back the orginal characters and each is living their own lives. Maybe one has a couple of kids, the other is some lawyer at a big firm, one lives on a farm and they somehow reconcile they .. shit goes DOWN.Just bring them back! Not a remake. :(

She's so amazingly psycho in every role she plays. She was batshit crazy in American History X, too.

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

I wore a bikini for the first time in my life two years ago. I had never worn one, because of all of the shame I’d felt for having a yo-yo body (from average-to-fat and back again) all my life. Then I saw this rainbow bikini, and I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to wear it. And I decided that haters may hate, but in…

The hatred for fat and happy people on the internet is shocking in its vitriol. I’ve been following model Tess Holliday for awhile and I’ve been really exciting with how much press she’s been getting lately. However on EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE I read people aren’t just mean, they’re angry. They’re angry that we can call a…

So I lost 80lbs, from 200lbs to 120, then regained some to settle at a body building comfort zone of 138.

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

I kept reading it as “PO-TEEEEE-TO’S”

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

We can chalk this up to a larger societal problem, which is how Americans work themselves to death and sacrifice everything to appear busy. This “cult of busy” rewards people for boasting about how tired they are and why. Downtime and vacations are a dirty word in corporate America and despite how busy we are, we…

A couple of magazines have this feature for women. It's always 8 bottles of water, a green smoothie for breakfast, 6 almonds and green tea for lunch and a salad with four steamed shrimp no dressing for dinner and then the splurge...one square of dark chocolate for dessert.

DOUBLE DOUGH IS A THING I CAN GET?!!!

I’m now picturing your Grandmother dining at Hooters, and questioning waitresses about their favorite owls.

I want to open a restaurant chain called “Flanders” where all the servers have to wear bushy mustaches and tight ski pants. And they will all be required to know sexy Flanders moves.

A few years back I had a student who wore Hooters shirts (which had been autographed by Hooters Girls) almost every day. He had a ton of these. First off, he was 13, I can’t imagine why his parents thought they had to take him to Hooters and buy him shirts so often. Two, this guy was failing most of his classes due to…

Similar ending to this classic Tommy Davidson sketch from in living color: