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He speaks in all of them apart from "Dracula Prince of Darkness," he just barely has any lines. Ex, in "Taste the Blood of Dracula" he mostly just counts the name of his victims like some kind of Sesame Street mofo.

I can't tell if this is some weird joke I don't understand and that I'm looking dumb for telling you, but the movie is Close Encounters of the Third Kind, the shot is at 3:13 in the video.

Yeah, that was a real puzzler alright. "Hmm, what child molester is being banned from filming Jeepers Creepers 3….surely it couldn't be the guy that filmed the first two of them!"

This guy groomed the victim for years and was molesting him from the time he was a VERY young boy, and the victim was also the star of his film "Clownhouse," which contains tons of leery shots of said victim. If you're outraged about Polanski, you should be just as outraged about this guy.

Nuclear Trump-Man Destroys Great Wall of China, Cuts Superman With Long Nails

I heard virtually the same thing recently from a crazy coworker about how Sandy Hook was a false flag and everyone in the news was an actor. "If other people just want to be idiots and not educate themselves, that's their business!" she said about a person that said "this is the point at which we need to never talk

Troma made Tromeo and Juliet, which allegedly justifies their existence. I haven't seen it myself. I did get a big kick out of Class of Nuke Em High 1/2 and Toxic Avenger back when I was in high school. They've also released a ton of indie movies that otherwise wouldn't have gotten distribution, usually with

Those would be opinion pieces, while this is an anti-reality documentary. There's a difference.

I can't really tell what you're trying to say here, but if you're saying what I think you are, what was Star Trek a remake of?

It's like they get these ratings by just rounding up some test group of people who they show the trailer to and then throw into the theater. I could see people who had assigned to it who had been hoping to see…I dunno, "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps" (or whatever other lowbrow comedy was coming out at that time)

I understand it in principle, but it seems really weird with crap like this and Batman and Robin. The best "reviews" I've heard from friends were like, 6.5 or 7/10 for BvS. Does Cinemascore just operate like RT where a lot of lukewarm reviews translate to the same percentage as the same number of rave reviews would

Thanks! I read that, and it's interesting. This quote is good:

Upvoted for the Scars of Dracula reference. I am one of those snobs that tries to pretend the Hammer franchise ISN'T overrated and thus think that one stinks (and that Taste the Blood of Dracula is underrated!!), but I can certainly understand this point of view.

I like to think the sharp decline in box office for the transformers films was partly related to the fact that the reviews have been so bad for them and people are starting to wake up to it, but I guess China made up the difference. I wonder what THEIR critics say?

Wow. The list of other movies that got an F mainly includes good movies (Bug, Solaris, Wolf Creek). So this is basically the most useless measure ever, and serves mainly to measure how many explosions or lowbrow jokes are in something, I guess? Do they have a special board of idiots that assign these ratings? I

Why does Cinemascore even exist? This B is the lowest I've ever heard of anything getting in the last 15 years. The linked Variety article mentions frickin Batman and Robin getting a C+. Does the scale only go down to a C? Seems like practically EVERYTHING is a B+ or higher.

Most likely the only consensual sex scenes we'll get will be Sam and Gilly, so uh…no thanks!

Thanks for the demonstration.

Alright, that wasn't too bad! She should stick to that range instead of the honky low notes.

Ouch. Crowded House isn't exactly a pillar of pop music, but this is disgraceful. Both of their low notes sound awful, especially that line at 1:15. Sounds like their vocal chords are about to crack in certain ranges. This is more ammo that she can't sing - she has that nasal honk of early Lady Gaga, but in Gaga's