It does the opposite with me. Now that I've seen all of this nonsense, it is clear to me that the party is here with the wine and the biddies. I'm definitely not missing out on whatever those kids are doing.

Wait...fear of missing out and now mystery of missing out?? Aren't those the same...type of things? Okay, permission to come aboard The Biddies Boat.

Call me an old biddy, but what the hell does FoMo mean?

There are different kids of privilege. Just because someone is marginalized in one way (racial, socioeconomic, etc.) does not mean they cannot contribute to the oppression of others (e.g. women). Calling these men out on their behaviour does not dismiss the oppression they face themselves.

Actor James Garner of Maverick and The Rockford Files TV series, but probably best known to our generation as Old Duke from The Notebook

Ultimately, the act of naming a child after yourself as a woman is an act of preserving your own name. But that name is probably your father's name.

This is probably a stretch, but do you think there maybe a hint of misogyny in this? Everyone has already pointed out that this guy is on Entourage (which I've never watched btw) and he takes pics of himself glorifying his opulence. So how come it's okay for him to praise wealth but it's not okay for Kim to brag about…

The polka medleys are my favorite part of his albums. Hearing most of the top 40 songs as a happy, silly polka makes you realize just how ridiculous the lyrics are. Plus, the composition shows some serious musicianship on Al's part.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

I love that you're carrying the torch. #scottbaioruinseverything

Scott Baio would approve. (Lesbian shitasses everywhere, rejoice.)

She must have steel for arms. You could see her shaking off the strain between some of the climbing tasks, rubbing her forearms.

make it two Phyllis shaped holes.

That is goddamn terrifying.

So much nope. I wanna go to Australia and New Zealand so bad, but the irrational fear of terrifying insects that are the size of your face prevents me from doing so.

Those are HORRIFYING. Is it like a giant grasshopper or locust? What do they use that wicked looking spiked tail for? Do they come in your house? Ooh, shiver.

Come to New Zealand. NO SNAKES! :) We do HAVE Wetas though...

People laughed at me when I stocked my bathroom with mongooses instead of toilet paper.

Now who's laughing?!