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Phyllis Nefler
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Is anybody else willing to hazard the guess that 99.3% of American women have been sexually harassed at some point in their lifespans?

Do sundresses repeatedly climb on and stand on the coffee table? Because if they don't I'm about ready to trade two kids for a couple cute dresses.

I went for the first time when I was 7 and it was the perfect age. Tall enough to go on the awesome rides (Indiana Jones had just opened!) but not too old to keep me from chasing characters trying to get their autographs.

My parents took me to Eurodisney for my 21st birthday. For my sister's 21st this year, we're going to the one in Florida (I get all the Disneyworlds/lands etc mixed up).

Most parenting message boards are rage inducing on one end of the spectrum or the other, but every so often I just have to sit and hate-read them for a while. I'm lucky that there is one locally based Facebook group that isn't completely crazy that I'm a part of, but there are still a few members that try to bring the

There's a girl on my Facebook page with a child who will be two years old next month. She still posts half-naked shots of her online. It is so not okay.

Yes!!! Topless baby ballerinas confuse me.

Haha, yeah, my kid lost the top patch of hair, too. We just ended up shaving his head (there's a special day in Chinese tradition where you're supposed to cut your hair, so we did it on that day). It's hard to shave a 3 month-old's head. They wobble around a lot! But once we started, we couldn't very well not finish,

I hate those photos, too! My mother in law trotted some second cousin's photos out once to show me, and I think I said something polite about them. Next thing I know, she organized a whole photo shoot of my daughter one day when I was at work. I could barely restrain my eye rolling, Liz Lemon style. Next to giving

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HUH. I often pronounce bitch as "betch"...

So I just checked this thread, and I don't think anyone has mentioned Irish Nachos, which is the best thing you can do with potato waffles. It is the concept of nachos (delicious stuff piled on crunchy delicious food vehicle) but with added deep fried potato. It is amazing and the #1 best hangover/drinking food ever

"It made me lose my yawn" is a pretty spectacular compliment. I may or may not be stealing it.

I did love me some potato waffles in my time in the UK. I honestly think this is a food item that would sell well in the States.

Used to have these potato waffles quite often as a kid (the ones in the pic, not homemade). They are... pretty boring. For some reason I never considered putting cheese on them and I never thought ketchup went well with them.

Cheese. Cheese in the little crevices is the only reason for this.

That and "pageant runoff" were the highlights of my entire day thus far.

Alex Pettyfer is enough of a slimy asshole to love the attention that comes from his name attached to this movie, eugh. (Not to say that all actors that want to be involved are slimy assholes, but he IS a slimy asshole. SJkflds.sdfd gross. He is the next Shia Labeouf.)

this is basically what I think of every time I see/hear/think of Nick Lachey