Oh god, the Mexican pizza! I ate so many of those in high school and college. So wrong and yet so right.

The only member of the family who was dressed appropriately in my opinion was Mrs. Robinson. She was actually wearing orange to support Craig Robinson (brother to Michelle and head coach of the Oregon State Beavers). Unicorn sweater aside, I have to say I was disappointed in the Obamas' fashion choices this time.

No. The worst pizza is gluten free pizza. All of you flaunting your pizza-eating privilege have no idea what it's like for us celiacs. To find a tasty and not cross-contaminated pizza is like the Holy Grail for the gluten intolerant.

I feel the same way. I fully support what Glodieblox is trying to do and if my kid was older I'd look at getting some for her. However, my Facebook feed has been full of people posting his video and going on about how much cooler these girls are than the girls who like princesses. It's not okay to make a girl who…

Had grand and great-grandparents not been in attendance at mine I would have loved to do something like that! Awesome!

My baby shower was co-ed AND had a keg. The only problem was we had a lot left over. My poor husband was drinking for days.

Can you call the store or write a letter? If it's a chain (apologies if you said and I missed) then even posting something on their Facebook page could work. The business needs to know how their managers are treating their employees. Good luck. I hope you get a positive response.

I consider this Lifetime's birthday present to me. Can. Not. Wait. I keep trying to insert that gif of the super excited baby, but stupid kinja won't let me.

Me too! Because I would dare talk about my health if I was given something I was allergic to or have the gall to say what my weekend plans are.

1. I'm so jealous of Rebel Wilson. I would giggle like the 12 year old fan girl I was if I ever met Fred Savage.

Oh the pet hair battle was lost long ago thanks to two jerk cats.

Just yesterday I said I wouldn't want a puppy because I'm not really a dog person and they seem like a lot of work (and I'm really quite lazy). BUT LOOK AT ALL THAT SWEET FLUFFINESS! That face alone is enough for me to reconsider my stance on puppies.

I like 365crockpot.com (or something like that. I'd google). It's a blog full of gluten free crockpot recipes and I've liked everything I've had. I also like Creative Cooking Gluten Free. I made a good chicken parm from there.

High-five back at 'cha! I can't handle the constant back and forth without any scoring. Just the fans getting really excited any time they get near the goal and then NOTHING HAPPENS.

I has to read that part twice to make sure I wasn't missing some joke.

Insane. I have almost 30 first graders and they're lucky if I get the right name out the first time even without similar names.

My train of thought regarding the David Beckham item:

I had and Ava and an Ada last year. I was forever switching the two, no matter how hard I tried to say the right name.

Yep. One goes to my kid's daycare. I imagine he is only the first of many she will have in her class over the years.

Eh. Your secret is safe with me. :)