Tell your father a resistance is already brewing. We’re not going to stand for this.

Man, those 70s ads are giving me serious deja vu. My mom’s best friend and my aunt were both overweight and wore clothes just like that. I can see them, in their respective kitchens. My aunt with her modified beehive and wearing polyester capris and a polyester tent top and flowered flip flops standing over the stove…

Vice President Jesus