It is smoked and dried coconut. It tastes like regret and sadness.

Free-range kale.

Death is what it tastes like. It's smoked dried coconut.

Yarp.

Do you ever bake out of your home still? My friend and now boss did that for two years because our old bosses threatened to sue her if she worked in a bakery again during her non-competition time.

Ugh, that sucks! At least that cop helped you out though!

Yep. They really knew their laws. One had done some law school so they were also good at writing really scary looking non-competition contracts.

Yeah, don't go there. Some of the food is good when you can get it fresh, but the owners treat their employees really badly. The reason the food is good because they seem to have a knack for hiring people who care too much. Then they quit and leave good recipes.

Yikes! I'm so sorry! Fellow baker here.

An alternate name for it is Feral Planet, to play the Blue Crab game.

I hate working sick. I also hate how even in places where there are laws against working sick, you are still expected to come in because the manager/chef/owner had worked with a garbage can next to them once, horking into it with careless abandon, while 60 kajillion customers came in so why should you spend a day…

I worked at a bakery/cafe about a year and a half ago. I worked there for four and a half years and really liked it at first. The owners seemed to care, they were nice and it was basically my dream job at the time. We went through renos and expanded and it was all very exciting. But then, cracks started showing.

The Sound of Music never ends. The Sound of Music is eternal. I have never seen the end , despite a grandmother, mother and sister who love that movie. I get bored and leave to do something else and when I come back, it is still on.

Trained birds of prey are banded and have straps on their legs called jesses that are used to keep the bird from flying away when it is panicked.

Nope. Not true. You drink alkaline water and what does it go into? A big vat of acid that keeps itself in roughly the same ph. If you want to reduce the amount of acid in your stomach, eat a bunch of antacids. I haven't heard of anyone shilling Tums as a way to live forever. The people who sell kits to turn your water…

Except for alkaline water. That stuff is nonsense.

Oog, I haven't had to do a vagina baby cake before, but it is probably only a matter of time.

Ugh, I hate doing baby cakes. We don't have an edible image printer, but we've had to make sculpted baby ass cakes and on the weekend I just did a pregnant torso cake with a foot on it. Barf.

It is funny that so many choose the fedora/trilby because fedoras were originally worn by feminists when it first became popular.

Ouija boards are silly. I've known some people who take them way too seriously. It's cardboard and plastic. It is not supernatural or evil. It is just the idiomotor effect or an older sibling that makes messages. The worst thing that can happen is a bunch of kids can scare themselves silly after too much pop and candy…