Virginia Tech hasn’t had a shooting percentage that good since April 16, 2007.

The ball just moved so slowly and purposefully. Surely they’ll all be able to get out of the way! But the ball didn’t didn’t care, it had a destiny. It was an unstoppable force. The outcome was always inevitable.

For the first 20 seconds of the replay I wondered if it really needed to be THAT slow. I did not have to wait long for an answer.

I thought it was gonna be the boy for sure because he was turned sideways, but he turns back just in time.

I love how you can’t immediately be sure which one’s gonna get it. Then in a moment it clicks - yep, that’s the one. Delicious.

That is probably the greatest use of slo-mo I’ve ever seen in a sports replay.

Why is there no need? Are you already aware that she was not driving, tried to avoid suing, had third degree burns for the near boiling coffee, and just wanted some help with her medical bills? Also are you aware that she did not receive millions and McDonald’s already had been told they were serving coffee…

Read the McDonald’s case. It’s used in pretty much every Business Law 101 class, and it was completely valid.

Points for Cosplay tracer not being raised in a barn - unlike real Tracer, who was on the couch with her bloody shoes on.

I too enjoy cosplay porn

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

The thing about having kids is that you end up programmed to always feel a little sorry for people who have to distract their kids from something they don’t want them to see; even Ivanka Trump.

This is the kind of pedantry I can get behind.

Really? They’re not abiding by the court settlement language they agreed to. There’s no “spirit of the law” when the letters are explicitly written. If they wanted the car to be more than “driveable under its engine,” they should have specified that in the contract. That’s why the lawyers get paid the big bucks.

If the documentation specifically states “can be driven under its own 2.0- liter TDI engine power” and nothing else, then honor the agreement. He may be exploiting the system, but if that’s the only definition they gave over what the car has to look like when it gets returned, then it’s clearly VW’s problem that they…

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.