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And she pretty much told them to fuck off about losing weight...

Other things that are bad for your heart? Decades of hard drugs.

Doesn’t matter whatever solution they find, it will be a punch in the guts on screen, her sweet face and then never more...

never have i once prayed for orange dildos, but please be orange dildos

Also known as Trump’s Cabinet.

Oh how I hope it was a big ole’ bag of dicks.

After investigation, authorities confirmed to the Associated Press the object in question was a backpack containing children’s toys.

Trump and his family need to start putting the needs of the American people and New Yorkers before themselves. They need to move to more securable location now and move everyone (Melanie and Baron) to the White House come January 21. Time to grow up Donnie boy and move to a big boy house.

Over the last few weeks she talked about how she called him and let him know what was to be published in the upcoming book months beforehand, and he was very cool and didn’t mind at all since it was decades ago—-they have remained friends through the years, movies, marriages, breakups. They were solid.

Hey 2016...

I have no idea how to embed the Twittles, so I’ll just advise that the Warwick Davis one is pretty special, too.

Those were the last lines she spoke in a Star Wars movie, at least until the next film comes out. Thinking of that made me tear up a bit. 

Kevin Smith’s tribute was really nice as well. You can find it on Facebook. Essentially he told her on set about how she was his first celebrity crush as a kid and she told him she was “Glad she helped him find his lightsaber”. lol. God what a shit year.

...was it really necessary to bring up Seymour? Fuck you, man. Just... first, a hug, then go fuck yourself (but with lubricant).

This seems an appropriate thread to mention what she wanted for her obituary, thanks to Vanity Fair catching this in Wishful Drinking.

I’m not convinced Patrick Stewart is aging forward. So I think he’ll be ok.

I’m holding my other shoe for when Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, Angela Landsbury, Harrison Ford, and Bill Murray all die on December 31 as a final middle finger to 2016.

I’ll add my reaction right now.