I must admit, I stole the basic context of the joke from somewhere else on the internet. These stars belong to all of us.

Humor is how I deal with tragedy because, well fuck, otherwise I’d have to actually deal with it...I am totally going to put some psychologist’s kids through school one day.

Glad I could help a little, even if it’s really small. :)

But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.

Thanksgiving in October, superbowl in November. What’s with Canada doing all these things so early?

You really don’t want Peppers juice in your eye.

Ndamukong two

Key block by #5 in white at the 1:05 mark.

Ellis and Brown were diving for the rebound and Brown pulled out, right into Ellis’ path. Ellis’ line was straight to the puck until Brown turned into him.

F that, you play till the final buzzer. 3 Goals in 1:30 is not unheard of.

I hope that show with the Mythbuster’s build team is good. I’ll have to ask Alice about it.

Ashley, if it makes you feel any better, I’m not Jewish and still I’m more of a meat popsicle than I am a person.

He’s right and the reaction to this is why the democrats will lose then next election, and the next, and the next.

I have these, they are good.

I have these, they are good.

+quadruple bypass

Haaaaaaaaa, ass clowns . You made a joke anyway.

The Democrats lost to Donald “Grab em by the pussy” Trump. The Democrats have some serious issues to work through.

So was this school prepping students to attend college or coaches to work at Penn State?

I call, Scaphism is worse.