Fair enough...

Right?

Thank god, someone else caught that!

I was only thinking that it makes her more awesome if she wasn’t with him.

I’m not convinced she was with him.

On Championship gear:

All I can think about is that poor guy who has to ride in the trunk. I love how casually he just climbs in and shuts the door.

Working the low hanging fruit is what made Madonna famous after all.

If that wasn’t enough, everyone in the stadium suddenly started speaking spanish for some reason.

but, what if I, like, smush em and shove them up in there?

+∞ improbability

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!

And he stood up smirking like an idiot.

Quick preview of Trump describing the incident in his next speech.

Don’t know what is under Trump’s hair but I assure you a blow to his head would do no damage.

Dude, give em a week.

Upon review, the department found 11 instances in which the university violated the Clery Act.

FUCK YOU!

Too late, man.

Can i get your sister’s number?