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I dunno man, I jerk off a lot.

It’s that same voice that says, “No, you can totally make the jump from the roof to the pool. No problem, you got this!”

If you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

I’ve got all I need to know right here:

I didn’t do it twice to myself, my first comment slipped in just before AskYourMother’s, now we’re rotating.

I didn’t do it twice to myself, my first comment slipped in just before AskYourMother’s, now we’re rotating.

I believe you are correct, but I’m not great with grammar. I came up with the same two errors that you found and threw in the period/quotation error for free.

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessFloorMapLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife sharpeners, juicers, blenders, convection ovens, ‘lectric griddles/griddlers, panini makers, popcorn poppers, wine fridge, waffle irons...and now a fucking dehydrator/jerky maker?

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessFloorMapLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCabinetSpaceLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife sharpeners, juicers, blenders, convection ovens, ‘lectric griddles/griddlers, panini makers, popcorn poppers, wine fridge, waffle irons...and now a fucking dehydrator/jerky maker? Does it have a USB

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCabinetSpaceLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife

Three errors:

He is into some weird shit, how do you think he got that eye infection last time around?

Donald Trump has the backing of a major political party for president...Yeah, we’re at that point.

At some point you have to drop your pants and moon the catcher.

Why do you hate America?

Like, definitely cause testicular cancer or just increase your risk? If it only increases the risk I’ll keep the husks and just keep my cell phone out of my pocket, call it even.

I like to let the husks catch fire for a little bit at the end. It can get a little intense trying to blow them out but it adds a nice smokey flavor.

You shuck before grilling?!?! Blasphemy!

Yea, you think someone would have been able to get at least one picture of her there...

Counterpoint to the picture: