Ehhhhh, how long does it take for you to pour my drink or pop the tab on my beer? A minute at most? If I’m giving you a dollar per drink that’s 60 dollars an hour from me, sorry I can’t feel too bad for you.

If you’re paying cash, MONEY OUT! Don’t wave it in the air or anything like that, but out and in your hand on the bar top shows the bartender that you’re ready to go. If you have a tab going, empty glass in your hand. Again, don’t wave it around but make it visible on the bar top.

That fact that there is still even the mildest support for Hardy Quaffles me.

The geek is strong with this one...

Why should race matter here? Being white makes it impossible for me to empathize with those of another race? If that’s the case, we just need to give up now, have our genocidal race war and the winner can inherit the earth. As a white man I certainly do not claim to have the same social experience in the US as a black…

You’re welcome, it would serve us well, as a world culture, to remember that expressing offense and outrage is a poor substitute for a well reasoned discussion.

I do not completely disagree with you so I will explain some of the sensitivity associated with black face from an American perspective without getting upset or calling you a racist (as others have) for having an unpopular opinion.

The Russians sure took a Dick Pounding!

I simply CANNOT believe that this article makes no mention of person who wrote this report this report, WADA’s former president, Dick Pound. Not Rick Pound, not Richard Pound but Dick Pound.

I would argue that there is a public interest that goes beyond the feelings of the victim in most criminal cases. That is beautiful and disgusting nature of a public judicial system. We, the people, are tasked with ensuring that the law set down by our elected officials are enforced responsibly through the entire…

They’re for rivers, tributaries and creeks. Five trillion well spent.

I choose to figuratively die on the ‘incorrect use of literally’ hill!

I don’t know about Verizon but with AT&T I can pay off the phone whenever I like.

First off, calling super click bait on the title.

This is true, from a certain point of view. My understanding of that final battle differs. I’m with you in your assessment of Luke being beaten right up until the point that he spares Vader because that is the point that his training becomes complete. I argue that the subsequent events represent a defeat of the Dark…

Ok, just making sure you intended to do that. Mimicry requires far more subtly than you’ve exhibited up to this point and the coupling of the mimicry with the gif just doesn’t work. If you wanted to just go with the mimicry a better response would have been:

Did...Did you just use emotitext to mock me for using emotitext?

*Crunches popcorn*

Honestly, your barely coherent raging is pretty entertaining. I’m just here for the show.

Oh, how will I ever live with my public internet shamming?