“I am your King!”

I have a contentious relationship with my mother for a number of reasons.  One that I happen to share with my daughter is that they both refused to come to my wedding.  Thats got nothing to do with the NFL though and I drive a Jetta.

I know she’s doing great things, but the pic you chose reminds me of the Seinfeld “Two Face” girl episode.

Yogurt

Why is it always the same sunglasses?  

Yeah that was scary!

And hot.  You forgot to say young and hot.  There’s nothing wrong w/ that either.  

“But while it’s one thing for us to think it, it’s something entirely different to hear the president say it out loud himself.”

Let us know when she does something illegal or grabs a penis.

How you gonna rob a bank behind that much glass?

Thanks for answering my question.  But I dont know what being on papers means.  I had some horrible tenured professors in college (just 2 really) but this is out the box.

The one question to ask is; Does this professor have Tenure?

When I was in high school we only had 1 nazi in my class.  They’ve really stepped up recruiting.

Its probably best to watch a cat fight from the stands, not the ring.

Until proven otherwise, can we stop pretending she writes her own songs.

Me to my wife: Have you heard about 50 Cent and Ja R...

On a side note, can someone explain or point me in the direction so I can understand what in the world is the deal between 50Cent and Ja Rule?  Some people say its men being petty.  But others say 50Cent thinks Ja Rule tried to stab/beat up/kill 50 - so what is the truth?

Read the article on their site.  Everyone is Greyed in order to start over.

I hope all the other sites do the same:  The Root, Gizmodo, Jezebel et al.

One of these days, that eyebrow is gonna leap right off her head and find a nice tree branch to live on.