Michael the link to this app isnt working.

The clip on Twitter is really worth watching.  One comment thread tried to drag Khloe for her reaction as an excuse for why she gets cheated on.  But Kim’s overall response was “band-aids is where I draw the line.”  Really, there?

Please let Betty White play her on SNL.  I’ve already got the voice in my head.

Monica Lewinski(y) said to wear a blue shirt today.  Which one is it?

How was this NOT in my Twitter feed?  

Remember a year ago when the Trump Administration was full of hope and promise and we had nothing better to do than get hysterically upset over a blog post on VSB?

She’s gonna wake up in ICU and think “Damn, what does it take?!”

For the people that dont watch CNN but read Splinter, it would help with the photo caption to ad a name so we know if we’re supposed to hate the vile person on the left or the right of the picture.

Kamala Harris 2020

Nice.

November 12, 2018

Revisionist History will never be perfect.

Although I appreciate the 4 replies to this, I’ll take my 20 stars instead.  I sometimes call female friends “dude” and male friends “bitch” so in this CONTEXT, saying “dear” is not sexist.

Miss New York - Up In Here!

Thats ok, honey. Didnt mean to be so blunt. Rough start to a Monday.

You wouldnt feel that way if it was 2 men and one said “My man, my brother, bruh, bro, dude” etc.  Stop being so f’n sensitive and put it in context.  He isnt talking down to her.

SHe got fired in December.  I had to read that twice because I didnt realize it was THAT long ago.  So much stuff happens its hard to keep up.

$20 says she has an ace of spades tattoo thigh high.

Then run away.  Thats what antelope do in the jungle.

I feel so good right now.