She’s gonna wake up in ICU and think “Damn, what does it take?!”

For the people that dont watch CNN but read Splinter, it would help with the photo caption to ad a name so we know if we’re supposed to hate the vile person on the left or the right of the picture.

Kamala Harris 2020

Nice.

November 12, 2018

Revisionist History will never be perfect.

Although I appreciate the 4 replies to this, I’ll take my 20 stars instead.  I sometimes call female friends “dude” and male friends “bitch” so in this CONTEXT, saying “dear” is not sexist.

Miss New York - Up In Here!

Thats ok, honey. Didnt mean to be so blunt. Rough start to a Monday.

You wouldnt feel that way if it was 2 men and one said “My man, my brother, bruh, bro, dude” etc.  Stop being so f’n sensitive and put it in context.  He isnt talking down to her.

SHe got fired in December.  I had to read that twice because I didnt realize it was THAT long ago.  So much stuff happens its hard to keep up.

$20 says she has an ace of spades tattoo thigh high.

Then run away.  Thats what antelope do in the jungle.

I feel so good right now.

Thats some sweet air.

Continuing the long held tradition so accurately demonstrated in the 2016 Elections et al, women are their own worst enemies. I’m sure we’ve all worked for someone who did not have our back in a crisis at a job and this is no different. Minaj could have stood by her stylist, taken the heat herself or any of a dozen…

I learned something today.

St. Bartholomew, Hazelwood MO. 6th Grade 1976. Sister Mary Alicia.

You should watch the scene in Kill Bill w/ the Asian school girl and the drunk guy.

My wife has been going on about Mercury Retrograde all month.  This headline made me laugh so hard.