As someone pointed out on Twitter, white folks literally have a tv show on cable called Extreme Couponing.

I want Pete and Ariana to work.  This is the only celebrity news that has brought me any sense of joy since Prince died.

For the past 2 weeks I’ve been thinking about moving to Tampa.  Now I remember why that’s a bad idea.  Damn.

Shop at Lowes (until further notice).

HULK SMASH!

In 5 words or less.

Every Clint Eastwood movie is just one long movie.

Every Swedish/European music producer should only get one dance track.

79 moons and no child support. Probably on Link. The Welfare galaxy at work again. I blame the Liberal Solar System that rewards astral bodies with no means of supporting life.

I’d just like to offer my apology to the stock photo model in the picture for this article.  He didnt ask for any of this.

Why does musical ability, good looks and a talent for singing automatically get associated with stupidity?  It takes skill to sing, dance and play music.  You were young once so what did you listen to?

I’m from St. Louis and live in Chicago now. That IHOP is very popular and centrally located in an area that next to a highway, near a major mall and between a rich white area of Clayton/Ladue and its business district and the middle class area of Brentwood. In a nutshell, this is a very diverse community and alot of…

Respeck

While we’re on the subject, I do enjoy the Instagram posts of one-punch knock-outs.  Im a short guy so if I ever found myself in a fight situation I hope to God I can land that punch.  

I think the everyday average Joe doesnt realize how hard it is to actually fight until you find yourself outside the ring.

I believe with a screen name like that you’re upset I’m stealing your thunder. However, I asked Anne to “follow up on this” and she did. The fact that this was 3 years ago was unbeknownst to me as it is apparently making the rounds on Twitter today. Furthermore, the I will cite the quote “there are good people on both…

OK thanks for clearing that up.

Theres a video on Twitter of a grandmother berating a young black boy outside a store selling candy.  Can you follow up on this please.  #CandyGranny

That’s not for you to ask.  Legally or seriously.  Wages are earned and thus should be paid.  Period.  I stayed on a job a full year waiting to be fired because I was not going to quit and give a horrible boss the satisfaction of knowing she’d won the struggle.  I did nothing wrong, she just didnt like me and so I…

Baron Von Reegenheimer.  Makin copies.