OK thanks for clearing that up.

Theres a video on Twitter of a grandmother berating a young black boy outside a store selling candy.  Can you follow up on this please.  #CandyGranny

That’s not for you to ask.  Legally or seriously.  Wages are earned and thus should be paid.  Period.  I stayed on a job a full year waiting to be fired because I was not going to quit and give a horrible boss the satisfaction of knowing she’d won the struggle.  I did nothing wrong, she just didnt like me and so I…

Baron Von Reegenheimer.  Makin copies.

I’m fine with the whole protest until I saw video of her trying to climb higher to get away from the police after they had arrived at the same base height.  At that point, sit tight and peacefully be arrested.  Trying to climb up the skirt was a stupid move.

Not sure if this list is ranked or random, but that Mike Pence one has to go on top.

I’m not sure how much detail you know about the actual events of 1974 but Ford granting a pardon to Nixon wasnt technically legal, it was just allowed so Nixon would go away.  He avoided impeachment by resigning and made the problem go away.  Later Ford granted amnesty to all the Americans who fled to Canada and other…

You cant pardon a man who hasnt been charged.  But life can become increasingly uncomfortable for Cohen’s wife and thats the kind of pressure that makes blue balls; for which there is only one cure.

It is a chalise but it is not in itself a blessed thing.  Only during the actual service of a mass when it is blessed and wine is poured into it does it become one of the blessed sacraments representing the Last Supper.  Outside of that, its just a cup.  I was an alter boy and we used to swig the wine in the back of…

There was no content in this video that wasnt said in the text.  Wasted 2 minutes of my life.  

Clutch my pearls, all those mixed race babies and their curly hair.

How are you supposed to have sex in a car w/ a middle console that huge?

Change happens at the local level. Change happens at the street you drive down every day when the potholes get paved. Change happens with School Board elections, with Aldermen, Mayors, Sheriffs, District Attorneys and libraries. The change you want doesnt come from the national level. “Politics is local.”

My 13 yr old son wants a youtube account. We let him watch gamer videos but he’s not allowed to post and doesnt have a camera. Funny thing is, he wants to be this “online personality” yet when I ask him to do something like dance or perform in some way he clams up. I’m not gonna make any money off that boy.

Prediction: Democrats will win the midterms. Trump will have a verbal melt down in Congress, perhaps at the State of the Union address. He will vocally demand that some member(s) of Congress be arrested by the Sergeant At Arms and we will see a Representative dragged out of the House of Representatives.

Well apparently this doesnt happen to YOU. But I get mistaken for any and everything. People will just straight up ask “What are you?” I live in Chicago and Latino/Hispanic people will just approach me speaking Spanish and I have to say, sorry No Hablo. I dont care about the assumptions so much as the question. Just…

Im sorry but, I grew up in the business world loving Dilbert and now you’re telling me Scott Adams is an asshat. This is like finding out Berkeley Breathed is a child molester. I cant deal with it. Please leave The Far Side alone. Thats the last straw.

The ultimate front room for Florida grandmothers everywhere.

Ronny talk to Russia before it’s too late

I dont know what that means, but we dont hang around the same comedy circles.