I’d love anyone that can photoshop a Porg on the shoulder.

I love the styling of the Toureg and almost bought one in 2013. Got a 08 Wolfsburg Jetta instead.

I dont think that word means what you think it means.

Why hasnt this gif broken the internet w/ stars?

Where are you from because I have never heard the word Spooged.

I am never not surprised that what ever Photo Editor you have continues to show his inept prowess at choosing the single worst picture of the most beautiful people for article illustrations.

Maria Shriver looks great for her age.

Steve said in an interview he was destitute and close to suicide before David Lee Roth called him to join the solo band. So all that brilliant work with Zappa and all that playing really didnt pay the bills until Diamond Dave called. Yeah, you can play a million miles an hour but the human ear still can only handle…

Should you live to be as old bro. And 1/4 as successful at anything.

This is very true. Have you EVER heard Eddie Van Halen try to play blues? Its awful.

Hillary is fine as the day is long, but we didnt ask for this.

So, Dodge Ram used an MLK speech warning people to stop spending so much money on cars...to sell cars.

I didnt watch this but I caught a glimpse of her face on tv and sorta got the gist of what the topic was. My only immediate thought was; This will not end well.

I’m a grown ass man and I’ve liked Vanessa from day 1. Seen her twice at the Park West in Chicago once w/ a full band and once solo. Her style changed or my taste changed and I kinda lost touch w/ her work but I’m glad to see she’s still out there. Makes me sad to know she signed a NDA for any reason. Pulling you up…

Where did you get that idea? The only remaining cool part of Missouri is the Delmar Loop and a couple blocks of the Central West End.

You are wrong on so many levels.

Im not a Pink fan, but as someone else said on Twitter - she basically blew everyone else away with nothing but jeans and a t-shirt. Got damn.

Can James never host again, please. I’m tired of seeing the most unhip person on television pretend to hang out w/ the cool kids at the party. I’m looking at you too Jimmy Fallon. At least Craig Ferguson admits to doing alot of blow.

If you want to hear and read some disgusting true research, look up Purity Balls where fathers and daughters make a pledge. It will make your skin crawl off your body.

I forget the exact number so I’ll go with 42. Rule 42 of The Internet Handbook: The first person to cite Hitler in an argument loses.