“Well.....yeah.”

It’s like he paused for a moment to think to himself “OK, you can do this. You gotta kiss your mother with this mouth but right now....you can do this. Ok, ok, ok. Deep breath...1,2,3, and....”

Slightly obscure fact but there was a car dealership in LA that mounted a Bronco outside their parking lot with a giant sale sign that said “As Seen On TV!” The Bronco is rumoured to be making a come-back in a movie w/ The Rock sometime soon. Check Jalopnik for details on that and the Mustang.

Fact: After the OJ chase Ford stopped making the Ford Bronco. So, this is not without precedent. I can assure you there was a team of Marketing execs and lawyers on a conference call over the weekend meticulously carving out the exact words to say in a press release.

I read on Twitter that Rick Ross released a new single called “She on my d***” which I assumed was a timely metaphor about how the man is oppressing his people and I just completely forgot about the water thing in Flint. My bad.

Wow, thats like, 3 weeks old and you’re just now getting around to the slam. And you are not going to get out of the greys with a mouth like that. But it’s cool.

I watched the first episode ever where Morty changes himself into a pickle. It was pretty gross but funny so I’ll continue to watch and see where it goes.

Reality Kings presents Weed Wackers 1

And falls in love with a black Smith.

Yeah and the Cubs lost because of Bartman.

Look, if Nickleback releases an album on December 29th 2017, it technically does qualify for album of “the” year, even if it doesnt make it “album” of the year. So Iggy does belong on the list regardless of your opinion on her work. She is female and she is not Country.

All this over an emoji. Can we just jump to the end now and say this is not shade. #shadecourt

Light skinned brotha’s makin’ a come back.

Because nothing will ever be as good or better than the opening scene of The Bank Job.

CADET, IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR JACKET???!!!

As a morally upright citizen I am so very pleased to see that there are no black, latino or asian lesbians in the world. We cannot let this spread beyond wyippo. I mean what’s next, all day breakfast burritos?

Is it ok to be wildly attracted to her because, I am so so much. Going back to Nickelodeon, like forever.

Star Wars The Last Jedi. Come on ya’ll. For real, John Boyega bringin soul to the foy’ce.

To be burned by Rihanna is to be kissed by the sun. We should all be so lucky.

#Jezebel is becoming what #BuzzFeed was. Or to put it another way; you’re that one person in the office who only likes the corner slice of birthday cake because its mostly frosting and nothing of substance. You keep dipping your toes in the pool but you don’t want to really get wet. I don’t blame the bloggers and…