Were there any black people in this? I only watched once. #justcurious #mayonnaisefuture

You left out “slutty”.

My sister owned a Yugo. Her bone headed ex wrapped it around a telephone pole when he fell asleep at the wheel. I gotta say, the spare tire inside the engine compartment probably saved their lives.

So he’s going to see his child now? Maybe.

Did you mean strawman?

Umps work part time. What makes you think he’s not.

I bought 3 cars with cash and they all died sad pathetic deaths. I needed to buy something reliable from a dealer. After years of getting rid of credit cards and paying off debt I had nothing but a bank account and a debit card and no credit score. Literally NO SCORE, not a low score. Therefore, I had to…

Life, uh, finds a way.

53% and 97% don’t add up to 100%. What am I missing here? Are you saying almost half the black women in the US did vote for Trump?

As a man, a husband, father and grandfather, but not a fan of Kanye’s or the Kardashians I’d simply like to say the headline to the article is really in poor taste. Actually, its fucked up. Kim has a legitimate reason for not being able to carry a child and as a website that is supposed to be all pro-woman and all…

This is Jezebel. Nobody reads the articles. We read the headlines, scroll, scan and react.

How did John Mayer not make this list? Heavy Things blows chunks. I got off the train after that.

I’m sorry but I have to call BS on this. You get to a certain point/age/status/whatever in life when you just realize and accept the fact that some things are never going to change and you deal with it and move on. You put armor around your heart, your personality and your self-esteem and you move on. These…

When you say bros, do you mean the backwards baseball cap wearing bros, or the Kendrick Lamar brotha bros?

Update, 3:25: John McCain address the Senate,

#IStillMissPrince

I havent seen Spectre because I didnt want to see it in theatres and its not on Netflix yet. Although it is on Amazon, meh, I always forget I have Amazon video. But anyway, I thought a building fell on 007 at the end or for some other reason DC was killed. So, was that not correct?

Its for this reason I cannot fathom why McCain is coming back to Washington instead of just cashing out his chips and buying a boat.

On a scale of Good to Ozzy Osbourne, how was it?

Oh man, that takes me back to a simpler time. You remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers.