Im sure someone else has pointed this out in the comments already but it may interest you to know that salmon is not pink. It was colored that way by the food industry to make it more appealing and marketable. Now, be that as it may you might also be intersted to know that the nail polish color by OPI called “Im Not…

So you hope he gets burnt like Janet Jackson w/ a hot iron?

No movie actor or actress (I’m old) ever influenced me to smoke. Please stop doing that thing where you take 2 things and draw a conclusion. I cant think of the word for that because its Monday and I’m tired. Too much partying this weekend. Gawd, I need a cigarette.

Can we restrain her eyebrow pencil to 20 feet?

“Well then, this would be More.”

To be fair a person from one hemisphere can’t be expected to know all the cultural differences of a completely different part of the world. I mean some Indonesian pop star could come to America, make a commercial with Target and end it saying “Come on Cricket, let’s go shoot some blacks.” Cuz if you spend 20 minutes…

If we could just return to this simpler time, we would all be so lucky. I miss MySpace.

If you know anything about how things went down with the original CSI, you’d lay low too.

I had a great internship in college but it got me no where. So dont feel bad.

That time when I bought the first John Mayer CD and sat on the floor listening to it repeatedly seems so, so very long ago. And when I start to get nostalgic about that, I think about the time I saw Jason Mraz at a Schuba’s in Chicago doing a simple club gig in front of 200 people for his first CD and then I get…

I was really hoping Mila Kunis would be the Sally Fields/Jodie Foster of her generation. I wish she’d stop doing this sort of thing.

Like Yelp it started out as a good idea and then just turned awful.

Joe, Quagmire! Turn on Channel 220. Cleavland’s on the BET Awards show. See him? On the right. Looks like he got a new shirt.

How did this get past Marketing?

Tell that to bank tellers.

When they try that at the comedy club I just skip the bathroom when the waitress starts to come around and then come back w/ a half empty glass from a different table. I’m not paying $7 for coke.

“Don’t you think I realize what’s going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don’t you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I’d be the first one to get a room and I’d be upstairs relaxing right now. But I’m not some hotshot from…

An apology would have been sufficient. This was really overboard.

Honey.

He who hasnt wanted to slap an Uber driver, cast the first stone.