No, comedy geeks like people who aren't actually comedians or even funny people, but consider themselves comedy snobs and go talk about it on the internet. You know, just like all the other kinds of modern lifestyle snobs.

Simmons is a part of rape culture because his book on the history of men's basketball didn't include sufficient coverage of women? Are you high? Seriously this is the dumbest string of comments I've seen on a Gawker site in a while, and that's saying something.

I hope you're trolling. If so, well played.

It just sort of seems that way with the 350,000 words spread across 76 articles that Lowe posts every week. He's a machine.

This is a pretty common problem with people who make it big. They start out writing (or whatever) from an ordinary fan's perspective, but then they become successful, they become part of the industry. They keep writing as though they're ordinary fans, but they can't help themselves from name dropping and doing other…

Read that in Klosterman's voice. Brilliant.

Zach will be fine, he just needs to upload some new "on camera" software into his personality matrix and he's good to go.

Wow, and only about 10 years after I had a 1TB HDD on my PC. Cutting edge stuff, folks.

Something similar happened to me. I "cancelled" my Xbox Live, and then a little while later switched banks. When I eventually checked my spam folder for an e-mail that I was expecting, I saw a ton of e-mails from MS saying "Unable to process Credit Card for Xbox Live Gold!" Like... yeah, the credit card doesn't exist…

Gruden's got a pretty sweet deal actually. He can coast on his SB and get paid to do commentary until the end of time even though he's just awful at it. If he came back to coaching, did poorly, and got fired — suddenly he loses a lot of cachet and people start asking if that SB might have been a fluke (which btw it…

He bought a quarter acre for $7,000? That's how much land costs in Fl? Brb moving.

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!

"what you make of it"

I haven't gotten around to playing ME3 yet so I can't comment. I was one of the few people it seems who didn't like the change in direction from 1 to 2, so I never felt really motivated to play 3. I have a copy, and it's on my list, but I'm in no rush.

People say this all the time, and it's mind-bogglingly stupid. Everyone has room to give any creative team shit about what they did. It's called criticism. Believe it or not, not being in the same field yourself does not actually preclude you from rendering a judgement on a creative work.

The transition to EAware continues.

That was actually one of the funnier parts of the game. Lemmiwinks ftw.

... why aren't you just dual booting windows with osx? Seems like that would solve your problems. Support for osx games is slim to nonexistant. PC games, on the other hand, work beautifully on Steam. In 9 years I've never had one single game not run, except due to just not meeting system requirements a couple times.

The over-under is 0 games and a handjob from Goodell.

More like, Eric Moulds was a boss every other year for 10 years, so 5 good total years.