My wife and I are trying to conceive with anonymous donor sperm. Our second try was two days ago. We were meticulous in choosing our donor to be similar looking to our characteristics of course.

When I saw this news on a few other outlets over the past few days I thought to myself that this lady is nuts and this poor…

Because it basically says "WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER I WILL BE LOOKING AT MY PHONE BECAUSE ON IT I WILL SEE MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BEST FRIEND'S BRUNCH AND PHOTOS OF THEIR NIECES AND/OR NEPHEWS" . Shudder.

Puppy, please.

I got anxiety just reading this. I hope she lives alone forever.

In his bio it says he's working on a book about Wonder Woman. I bet he's wondering where all the men are in that, too?

I keep waiting for the author to release a statement—- "GOTCHA!!". LOLllzzzz.

... "pizza eating episode" is the perfect description of what's going on here.

SIGH OF RELIEF, I was lying about the "buddies". I'd better go grab a few lava lamps- anything to make my solo pizza eating more socially acceptable.

Oh thank god.

please describe the McDonald's catering menu.

you should do an AMA! In the meantime, here is my first question: What is the minimum number of attendees required to constitute a "pizzaparty" as opposed to it just being you and your buddies eating some pizza? Love your work. Thanks for speaking up. Xoxo

Further, she said, she knows he's not a homophobe because she's been with him on photo shoots where there were lots of gay people around, and has seen him manage not to use any homophobic slurs around them.

To be fair, USF has a campus in Sarasota. But they don't even call it USF Sarasota. They call it "New College". The kids who go there don't wear shoes and "study" art. And if you told them their school had sports teams, they'd spit at you.