There exists a 60FPS patch for this game that can then be played on a PS3 emulator without any issues that I’m aware of, with a bumped up resolution to boot.

There are lines of dialogue I still think about during random moments in the day, scenes that I recall as I get out of bed, or go to sleep, make dinner, or take the train somewhere.

That’s not how game development works; a developer like Konami isn’t just some venture capitalists in suits holding the purse strings either helping or hindering the artists as they make their games. They also hire and assemble the talent, determine creative directions, decide who comprises which teams, and many of…

Aww they were hostile to you!? In what way?

I get what you’re saying, but I also feel like we shouldn’t punish good behavior.

Well, this may fall inside the neglect category, but their recent few Castlvania re-releases were extremely low-effort affairs with next to nothing by way of improvements or quality of life tweaks. Which isn’t the worst sin, but they were a bit overpriced for what you got.

I too don’t want to give Konami the money but…

I love the way gamers get on a soapbox to justify shitty behavior. “I’m going to steal this BUT THERE ARE GOOD REASONS!!!11!!”

I have to say as much as people loved Bastion, the narrator really gradually wound me up to the point where he caused me to get done with the game within a few hours. However I’ve loved all the other games they’ve done, including Transistor.

Fortunately I manage to mostly avoid both. Thats been working out great for years.

Your story is both terribly awkward and incredibly cute.

Fandom isn’t the problem, extremists amongst the fandom is. Extremists infest almost everything and the net has made it all the more easier for like minded extremists to find one another and then make each even more extreme by just communicating with one another by having to one-up one another in their extremism. Most…

I adore Bastion and that hurts so much to read. It's not a good enough game to suffer through that at all. 

The only way to ignore a fandom this large is to never tell anyone you watch the show and make sure absolutely no one, and I mean NO ONE, sees your watch history on Hulu. Also always turning the conversation away from it as to not say any strong feelings accidentally. Oh and also not ever leaving the house for this…

It wasn’t even quips so much as it is the limited vocal range of Roiland. He’s like H. Jon Benjamin in that he’s basically got one voice and it’s super recognizable (although Benjamin does do some silly stuff with his voice playing tertiary characters on Bob’s Burgers). Unlike Benjamin, that one voice is grating to…

How dare you sir, this is the internet, you must have strong feelings!

But Schadenfreude means ‘shameful joy’. Don’t you remeber that episode of The Simpsons? It’s not Schadenfreude unless deep down you know that it’s kinda fucked up you feel happy at all.

Let’s see, they brought in 500k, and hired 70+ people. How does that math even work? For that many people 500k is 1-2 months of operating costs. I’m guessing the hires were paid crap wages, or were being paid with intangibles like exposure or percentages of profit. And that’s not taking into account that they dumped…

The majority of people think it’s a game. Because it IS by all definitions, a game. Now whether it’s a good one or not is a different story.

Slot machines are still games.