I was a bridesmaid that "forgot" a bra. Sitting at the head table at my sister's wedding, somehow a round of the "wave" broke out and my ladies were set free. Most embarrassing moment of my life so far. No one mentioned it so hopefully a very few amount of people saw it.

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

Yes, I don't think anyone in a relationship is obligated to do things they don't want, be it a blow job or a dinner out at a fancy restaurant. As far as the woman you responded to (which was me, in case you didn't catch that), I think you are kinda filling in the blanks with your own emotional response.

I dunno. If she's upfront about it, she's not really being a douchebag. She's pretty clearly stating what she will or won't do which is much more than a lot of people do.

I'm a person interested in making sure both parties aren't doing acts against their will.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

I dunno matt, let me promote this and we'll put it up to a vote. On jezebel.com.

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

the messiah is probably going to have fetal alcohol syndrome if he's getting his divinity from my womb, tbh

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

He "was injured"? Uh, no, he "was assaulted".

Simmer down, they had to take all the crunchy out of the stories and that takes time.

Damn right! I purposely set my break at 11 on Mondays because I've got no time for real customers when I could be reading about hilarious ones online.

Man having to wait till 11 is agonizing. How else am I going to get my morning cup of laughs, snark, no tipping-Illuminati, the customer is always right, I'M ALLERGIC TO RED, monogrammed thermos posts?

I understand asking the question. It doesn't make her stupid that she asks the question. It makes her stupid that she doesn't listen to the fucking answer.

I cannot in good conscience recommend this comment.

If you're going to share a story about server incompetence, it should at least be a remotely interesting story. Neither of these are in any way interesting.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

You haven't had filet mignon until you've had it fresh off the boat. Also, if you need any monogrammed thermoses....

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.