Durags/Du-rags/Do-rags are pretty much exclusively worn by black men to encourage a wave pattern in closely cropped hair.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

I was making uncomfortable noises to myself reading this thing. Maybe it's a personal sort of essay thing? To give it the benefit of the doubt? But presenting this as universal good advice to teenage girls seems... suspect to me.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT WAS POSSIBLE. MY VAGINA JUST TRIED TO RECEDE INTO MY BODY IN HORROR. I AM SO SORRY

Close the contest, everyone else go home, we have a winner. Are your lady parts.. ok?

Please, please someone go on there and leave a review that says "Could've used more vegan options" and nothing else. I'll die laughing.

Could use more vegan options.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

What. The. Fuck.

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

Well, this guy hasn't snapped out of his cultural conditioning either.

Bonus points for including his mom's in the count.

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

I've created a helpful chart for Walter.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

Yeah, there are a LOT of folks who seem to think that "free speech" means that you are legally obligated to say every foolish thing that comes into your stupid skull.

I'm also astounded by the "if you don't want everyone to see you nude, don't take nude photos" brigade. Because "if you don't want your belongings stolen, don't have belongings" makes so much sense.