I always take naps on the tray table.

"Could've used more vegan options."

Especially in a campus environment where alcohol and drug use is rampant it's a minefield for young men.

IT IS NEVER A WOMAN'S FAULT WHEN SHE GETS RAPED, YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT.

LMAO I'm sure there are a lot of women lining up to date this fuckshit lawyer for who HE is.

"In hindsight, all the warning signs were there"? All the warning signs that he was going to fake his own death.

One would think that massive media coverage would make them rethink how their actions are perceived by the public and received by the community that are supposed to protect. Instead, it seems to fuel their abhorrent behavior.

I was at a bike race (as in bicycle) this spring and they brought out the armored tank. THAT made me nervous, even though they tried to play it off like "oh look at our new shiny toy!" Instead of "if y'all get out of hand, we can decimate you."

Not really digging the insinuation that anyone who is upset by violent rape gifs isn't sane, grown-up, or doesn't realize the internet isn't a safe space. Maybe you didn't mean it that way, but it comes off kinda shitty!

My wife and I are fairly regular Jezebel readers, I haven't seen one of these GIFs and she hasn't mentioned them either, so y'all are doing a pretty good job of managing them. I'm sorry you have to. What can your readers do?

Hey, I like to allow extra time for jumpy teens fearing their mom will sneak up on them.

Exactly. I heard some woman on the radio talking about how she speaks to her very young kids (like preschool age) about sex in a really matter-of-fact way and it never occurred to me that a little kid could just accept it as part of life. You have a vulva just like you have ten toes, etc. I liked her plan.

14 minutes and 38 seconds of indecision over which of the hundreds of millions of links to click first.

Within 15 Minutes? Did they stop and get a carwash inbetween firing up Google and searching "Gang Bang"

I really want this guy to be a cousin of the monogrammed coffee thermos guy.

I love the concept of someone who doesn't know what cauliflower is, but is well versed in tempura.

i mean shit. skydiving is too generic for this fuckbag? should women only post pictures of themselves having a rapier duel with satan atop a rapidly collapsing cliff while the ninja turtles make pizza out of the only remaining dragon - and even then, only when her face is clearly visible?

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

But if she wants to sees it then everyone wants to see it.

bassguitarhero's all-purpose guide to life: Are you going to do a thing? Have you spent more than 3 seconds thinking about it? Have you thought about it from literally anybody else's perspective other than your own?