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Obama got the boat off the reef, patched the hull, and got it refloated. Now it’s time for some drinking and driving - weeeee!!!! The Republicans want to get the party started again and the US public gets the hangover.

Well, massive deportations will not happen... No undocumented workers means California and Texas cease functioning, and the Country Club Republicans still put their pocketbooks before their barely cloaked racism.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

my genitalia hasnt turned on anything in decades, and, lamentably, i dont see this changing any time soon.

Sorry about your balls. Have you tried turning them off and turning them back on again?

this is a valid and documented medical condition effecting my testes, you insensitive twit. and, yeah, i checked imdb, you are right, it was mclovin after all.

That’s what they call sex.

Has anyone thought to administer the Voight-Kampff test on this woman yet?

So, basically...

That’s where I went, too. The phrasing seems off for liberals.

So what are the odds that this was a inside job?

First thing I thought as well. What better way to make themselves look like victims and gain press.

But isn’t “NAZI REPUBLICANS GO HOME” a little too on the nose? Most people would just write “Nazis go home,” especially since it is written on a campaign office.

No. I live in NC. I did as well.

Dear men:

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.