I was work friends with a guy who invented a teenage son. And I believed him at first, because who would invent a seventeen-year-old son, out of all the lies to tell? And he kept up the lie for over a year (until he left the company). And to no apparent benefit that I could ever figure out. I mean, famous people…

I’m a licensed massage therapist, and shit like this makes a legitimate healing profession look terrible and makes people who could benefit hugely from massage afraid to give it a chance.

My nineteen-year-old daughter really likes the Christian Siriano label, especially the floral patterns in last Spring’s line.

Protesting works. Not even soulless Republicans like getting yelled at incessantly by angry mobs.

I’m pretty sure I did. Not literally, but... this guy as an abstract concept? Yeah, I hit that. Seemed like a better idea the night before than it did in the cold hungover light of morning.

Eva Mendes is the pinnacle of life goals, tbh

I would like to extend a sincere thanks to Sophie Hunter for helping Benedict Cumberbatch find the emotional secure space to grow up, settle down, and avoid this kind of embarrassing mid life public flail.

Yeah, that “heavy cold” has me worried, too.

I’m sorry. I’m so so so so so so so sorry, not in the apology sense but in the regret sense.

I didn’t feel like this until November 8.

You’re a sweetheart, thank you.

This is as good a place to any to share a horrible truth I can’t tell anyone else:

There was no actual time travel, and it was a single episode. Everything about your post is confusing to me.

I’m happy that you’ve never dealt with severe mental illness firsthand.

To anyone who’s suffered through the hell of untreated bipolar I (that’s me, hello), watching this man’s suffering is hitting far, far too close to home.

My humor button seems permanently broken by this past week. Apologies.

It’s not really on him to prove anything to anybody though. It’s a weird enough position to be in. Let the man deal with it how he wishes.

Ronan Farrow is many things, some good, some not-so.

He looks exactly like one of those “future baby” image manipulations, done with photos of Mia and Frank. Absolutely undeniable.

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.