This is what happens when you don’t arm faculty and children with guns.

oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Christ, Brad, if your best defense is “my wife spent too much time taking our children to visit refugees and enhancing their worldview,” then you must be further into the bottle than anyone originally guessed.

Oh, good. Proud Know-Nothing inserts himself and his bland platitudes into the most complex diplomatic situation in the world. This will surely end well.

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

You...you killed him?

People seriously have to stop swiping when somebody shows you a pic on their phone. You have a single view license of that particular photo unless you want to see a pic of somebody’s butthole.

I have a master’s degree and am gainfully employed. I also play video games and have issues with depression. I think the moral of the story is that we’re all fucked up in our own unique ways.

coastal elitism was unintentional and the post has been updated to reflect the fact that it was accidental!

Never forget. (Couples with strong marriages making movies together about couples with broken marriages then breaking up shortly after is the new old thing.)

Is this like the Hollywood, glamourized version of the Facebook woman who is always stating how much she loves her boyfriend or husband and she’s #blessed but you really know there’s all kind of shitty baggage in that relationship?

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

No shit. I didn’t set foot outside my apartment from Monday until Friday last week, and I only went outside Friday because I knew I had some eyeshadow waiting for me in my mailbox downstairs. I regularly get home Friday evening and hole up until Monday morning when I have to go to work. It’s one of my favorite things…

This was a long time coming. She earned it the first season, for fuck’s sake.

I’m grossed out by people who have problems with age differences.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?

While I would have loved to see Holland Taylor’s reaction, it was so boss that she brought Marcia Clark for this.