They weren’t married. I think the rumor has always been they were having an affair which is why she and her actual husband were divorcing or did divorce.

No, he was married to the DA from L&O SVU. I think he cheated with his assistant and with that lady who overprounounces her Italian words.

No, but I think it was an open secret that he was cheating on his last wife with her.

Wasn’t Bobby Flay married with that chef who over pronounces her Italian words?

Beat me to the Robin Daggers reference. I like you. ;)

Are you really owning it though if your anthem is “look what you made me do”?

I read that as irradiated and still nodded yes.

I’m irritated by those fucking terrible bangs

Taylor’s hair this era is hideous.

On behalf of snakes everywhere:

I’m guilty of being irritated by her sole existence, which I’m trying to hold back, but the snake thing is literally so last year. She’s making me angry again about something that happened more than a year ago and I don’t want to be like her, with all the grudges and not forgiving people. It’s exhausting.

Maybe she’ll dye her hair blue and wear flannels with ripped up corduroys.

The best thing about this snake thing is Taylor’s fans are the kind of people I don’t see as snake lovers. I picture they are the type of girls who see snakes and run.

I was a longtime fan and now find her remarkably annoying. I also have a crippling fear of/disdain for anything reptilian, so I’m with you.

Alaska did it first

I’m ambivalent about tswift and I fucking hate snakes, so I guess this means I can write her off til this phase runs its course.

T minus how long until Taylor tries to trademark “Good Girl Gone Bad.”