Oh, I really hope not. I just love her and feel like she could do so much better for herself... Fassbender grosses me out for some reason, seems like a sleazeball. Eh, what do I know?

jfc, only Susan Sarandon seems to have anything resembling courage and conviction in hollywood. Did Allen mean it when he assaulted his daughter? Gaslit her and her mother with as much $$ as he could? DATED HIS OWN ADOPTED, UNDERAGE DAUGHTER AND THEN MARRIED HER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE?? Sorry for all of that Woody?…

Like, say, a non-rapist and non-child-molester? A non-incestuous person? Yeah, Woody, I’m sure a lot of peeople would wish you were that, too.

Ed Sheeran fell off a bike and broke his arm.

Takashi Miike, minus the longevity, makes movies at about that same pace, so I’m not super-impressed with how prolific Allen is (subject matter/how you feel about Miike’s movies aside, he’s managed to do all of it without being accused of assaulting a child, so).

He’s....phenomenal? According to whom, pray tell? Like, I like Annie Hall, but it’s not that great. Most of his movies are ok, NOT great. And I’m not really sure what Van Gogh did that was so problematic? I think the bad stuff he did was to himself, not others.

Okay so honest to god, when I told my best friend that Joe and Sansa were engaged we both had the same reaction of ‘wAiT, I thought they broke up??’

The amount of times Allen has said “I didn’t mean it”

Van Gogh abandoned his wife and her two children- one of which was his own - but perhaps he did so because mental illness wouldn’t allow him to be a great father.

Yes. Woody Allen is justifiably outraged, OUTRAGED! over the many, many unreasonable prosecutions of men for their unwelcome winks.

Let’s say that Rihanna actually did hit Chris in the car that night, which is totally unacceptable. He then proceeded to punch, scratch, choke, smash her head against the window, and literally threaten to kill her when they got home. Then he got into another relationship, with Karrueche, and abused and stalked that…

I NEED the nail color in that insta. It’s perfect.

“accused child molester Woody Allen” should read “accused child molester and confirmed daughter marrier Woody Allen”

No, I get Woody’s point. After all, it’s not like Woody has spent the past seventy years making his living off words, both written and spoken, and knowing that the nuance and specific meaning of every word matters.

What about that whole “men can wink at women they work with” thing? Does Woody Allen want to clarify that too?

I’ll bet his lawyer, publicist, and various handlers really wish he would STFU right about now.

holy shit he went to motherdragon jarod.

I know Gauguin married a 13 year old but what did Van Gogh do that wasn’t just a symptom of severe psychosis?

Ashton, is that you?