Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.

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Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

So even Kanye uses The Pirate’s Bay. I guess you could say...

Hey, do you suppose if either Mandy Moore or Gwyneth Paltrow is physically assaulted or murdered by these stalkers, we’ll have definite evidence that the stalkers were, in fact, stalking them? I bet millions of women file fake stalking claims all the fucking time, honestly. It’s right up there with false rape…

When artists I respect are bad as humans I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY EMOTIONS.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

It seems that for a lot of second wave feminists a line has been crossed from feminism that combats sexism to feminism that is sexism.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

YES YOU SHOULD. Key lime pie is the BEST pie, with pecan in a close second place.

For fuck’s sake, these fucking assholes.

One summer when I was very little my family was in- oh, South Carolina, maybe, and we went on one of those guided horseback nature tours. Because I was so small, I had to sit on the horse with a guide, a young woman who told me story after story about the horse, Ace.

I’m the liar.

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Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

Picking up some carry-out and not getting anything for me is a shitty boyfriend. Near-drowning me is much more than that. Much more.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

You win for Best Comeback.