Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Here’s my good doggo! Jet is 4 months old!

critically praised novel

Hey guys!

Oh they had best get together too. The whole Jason/Tahani thing will hopefully end soon so that she can hook up with Eleanor and Jason can get together with his rightful love Janet.

yeah that’s what I was about to say. although unlikely, if someone found out they did not report some type of abuse, they could face felony charges.

Linguistics BA :) Sometimes it actually comes in handy! Just not for making money :(

ENHANCE!

I enjoy My Favorite Murder, which is more true crime/comedy (weird combo, I know!).

*stares in Emma*

See a concert in Chicago. Outstanding venues: Shubbas,

Being a resident of the city, I was preparing a vicious type-o filled response to your subjective advice, but then I realized I hadn’t had my morning beer yet so I should probably hold off.

A little short notice for this year but this a great way to see INSIDE a lot of buildings you would otherwise never see.

Shakira is available? It’s a little late notice but if I start working out again, I can regain that chance that I let slip through my fingers so long ago.

Tell me more about this musical car

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Holy Christ. I’m a voice teacher of two decades cum current masters of speech language pathology in training, and I have never, NEVER heard of anyone, actor or otherwise, tearing their diaphragm in any situation that didn’t also involve serious physical trauma of some kind.

*Baby pictures*

You make a very good point. However. I would totally bone Bryan Cranston on a train. I would bone him on a plane. I would bone him here or there, I would bone him anywhere.