I remember his cheesy, smarmy smile after the Superbowl, when he said wardrobe malfunction for the first time. So proud of how clever he was. I guess you can smile when you’re not the one taking the professional hit, right? What an asshole.

There are a couple of men that I bike with that look good in them. But don’t tell them I said that.

I have a friend who is starting Doctor Who, and she just saw the end of Rose’s run and was all upset and my comfort to her was “You’l move past Rose. She gets a good closing story. But you will NEVER EVER GET OVER AMY.”

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

I mean, I addressed this to vapid, racist wingers like you. You seem to have read it, and yet you say the same stupid things you always say.

All Asshole Racist Trolls:

I loved that people bought their album to smash it. People are stupid.

It reminds me of when my 6th graders try and explain one of their feuds to me. I never fully comprehend what their beef is, because 99% of the time they’re feuding about something stupid. Stars, they’re just like 12 year olds.

For a simple drug store option, has he tried a night cream with a retinoid? Like Roc deep wrinkle correxion serum? I use it as a night cream treatment a few nights a week (I’m 35) but it also totally helps with hormonal breakouts. It might be worth 20 bucks to give it a shot.

The first 5-10 minutes is simultaneously the most romantic and most heartbreaking moment in film. I ugly cried in the theater and was NOT prepared for it. Heed the warnings — have tissues.

Poetic, yes, but this one is more my speed:

*Caitlyn

GOOD THIS MEANS MY ALIEN THEORY WILL PAN OUT

Rahm Emmanuel straight up conspired with the alderman of Chicago, including many black ones, to cover up the shooting of Laquan McDonald in exchange for political favor. You should write as many articles on this as you do on Trump until that pos resigns.

Really Kirstie?

I got into a mini-tiff with a co-worker/friend of mine about Parks and Rec recently. It came up in casual conversation and I said it was one of the best shows made and he was like “well I dunno about that!” I thought about it a while and after a few days told him I think it just means more to me because I’m a woman.…

Engman began to raise and lower the adjustable armrest into the woman’s leg

Those billboards are the worst part of the Ike. Yea, I said it.

Eric and Kathy, just two wacky folks being wacky!!! Just look at the billboards!!