I used to be a fairly regular runner, could knock out 6 miles a couple times a week, 5k was a easy man’s game. Then I got plantar fasciitis. That shit HURTS. You literally feel like you are walking on glass shards all the time. I recovered from that, but my running never has. Ever since, the bottoms of my feet ache…

sexy ghosts having sexy time

yup! I started working at a hospital and they ran this test. I had to re-up my tetanus (which you need every so often anyway) and hep B. I had no idea vaccines could just... wear off. But now I know!

I haven't finished making a murderer, but I went through all of that season of serial. My takeaway was that I wasn't sure that he did it, but that he NEVER should have been convicted. There simply wasn't enough evidence.

Coming here to show love for Julia Weiss. She is an amazing human.

One of my friends had a super chill rehearsal dinner for their wedding and basically had a picnic catered by chipotle. It was awesome. Except that the groom’s parents hadn’t ever heard of Chipotle before and kept referring to it as “The Chipotle Grill”. As in, “We’re having it catered from the Chipotle Grill” “These…

Been there! Been with the man 3 years, live together, joint checking account... But no ring so he doesn't get invited to weddings. Honestly I was very understanding until the actual wedding, when people kept asking me where he was and then looking horrified when I explained he wasn't invited

I was watching JJ and the David Tennet seasons of Dr Who at the SAME TIME. That threw me. A lot.

I had a dream last night that I adopted a great dane and named him Captain

This was my first time watching this video, since I can’t typically watch videos of things at work (I’m hiding today, hush). I’m in decent shape. I’m a pretty good dancer, better sense of rhythm than most, etc. I would throw my back out immediately if I tried those moves. These girls are amazing!

I went from wearing scrubs daily to business casual. I had a very limited wardrobe. I am OBSESSED with stitch fix but warning: it’s not cheap. But! The items you get are clearly well made. I used to just keep one or two things, but now that my stylist knows me better i’ve been keeping much more. Can't hurt to try it!

Ask if there’s anything you can help take care of; phone calls, paying bills, etc. If you live nearby, bring over some food. If not you can have food delivered.

Read them! They are endlessly entertaining. And free on KindleUnlimited! (at least they used to be, haven’t checked lately).

Hey guys. Mix in pears with your cranberries. Add 1/2 C of sugar. Maybe some cinnamon and nutmeg. Not too much though. Let it cook for awhile. Suddenly, your cranberries will be delicious and your family members will be fighting over them.

This makes me so sad for those kids. A lot of special needs children need to learn strategies to de-escalate when they are feeling overwhelmed; when unable to, they can participate in self-harm behaviors and be dangerous to others too (think: 14 year old large boy having a toddler-esque full body temper tantrum). Yoga…

Quagmire has it covered, but yeah it’s ridiculous the amount of things you aren't supposed to have when pregnant. Chamomile tea is also on that list

My girlfriend just said today that the best thing her husband did was order her Jimmy Johns pretty much immediately after she gave birth. Can’t have that shit when pregnant.

One of my girlfriends felt similarly. She was nervous to leave her little guy all day, but at the same time she was. so. bored. at home just her and the baby all day.

It was an older woman, definitely collecting AARP but not quite “elderly”. Had that wild-eyed crazy look about her, along with bright red lipstick that used her natural lips as a suggestion. She caught us during the breakfast rush and she was SO ANNOYED that I did not IMMEDIATELY understand that she was making a…

I worked at a bagel shop around that era and someone ordered a “freedom toast bagel”. I was bamboozled and made her repeat it 3 times before I finally realized she wanted a french toast bagel (delicious, btw).