it’s only a small step from a shower beer, and shower beer is amazing

This. I love my dog more than almost anything else on the planet, but holy shit it is impossible to keep the house/car clean. The Dyson does a decent job, especially with that mini-vacuum attachment for the couch.

Ha yeah he’s in Connecticut. So maybe!

Ugh yeah I think that one is tacky too. Just put money in a card, people!

Yeah, I still think it’s weird, but it seems like it’s a very casual thing, like buying a bar package on your buddy’s birthday.

Oh I totally agree. Hence the “arguing”. He’s not mad about it or anything, I’m just like, This is not something that most people do.

He’s from CT... yeah I dunno.

He’s from CT; his family is Polish and his sister in law’s family is Italian. He claims it’s what everyone does, I dunno. I think it’s nuts :)

My boyfriend and I are constantly arguing about this. He claims it’s incredibly common on the East Coast, where he is from. Here in Chicago, people would think you are insane. He’s only talked about the “stag” end of it, but yes, it’s a bunch of kegs and cheap food at a VFW hall. Tickets are sold and any (male) person…

My parents’ lab ate an entire container of baby formula and had diarrhea all over the carpet of their house they were trying to sell, he ate the buttons off a dress my mom borrowed, he ate one of every pair of shoes my mom owned... the list goes on

Didn’t feel like showering or wearing my hair up. Went for curling iron + half up, thinking that the non-washed aspect of my hair *might* help it hold a curl. In the bathroom? Looks great! Middleton-esque, if I do say so myself (I have long brown hair). 20 minutes later at the restaurant? Flat, straw-like, probably…

Back in the olden days when I was a server, this happened to a coworker. She caught it before she rang it in, but rather than ask the table (awkward) she asked the manager what to do. He said to cut her losses (it was only a dollar or something, like in the story) because making the customer look like an idiot isn’t…

I spilled red wine all over my boyfriend at a wedding; we thought only the dress shirt was hit. 6 months later, pull suit out, oh shit there’s a red wine stain. Cleaners got it out, no problem. I have faith your dress can be saved!

Yep I’ve got one of those too. Constant “inspirational” pictures, pictures of their not-meals, pictures and videos of them working out. I’ve decided that they can’t possibly really enjoy food. There’s no way I would survive on their diet plan of steamed vegetables and an occasional egg. I like food way too much.

You just blew my damn mind with Jonathan = Doyle.

I have seen that movie over 100 times due to my sister being a stubborn toddler at the time it came out on VHS... and I never thought of Mufasa’s death that way. My worldview is... shifted.

pretty accurate, except that she pronounced it “flaming yon”

I love anything skinnytaste! Though i’ve avoided a lot of the soups because I don’t have a very good blender :/

It’s rare that the roads around us are THAT icy. Not that this is a great practice, but where we live the roads are salted within an inch of their lives. The side streets can be dicey, but he literally has 1/4 of a block to go before he hits a main drag

That is crazy! For the most part, bikes are much safer on the road, as a lot of bikers are going quite fast, like 15-20 mph, and would pose a significant danger to pedestrians. Also, I’m not going to say drunken biking doesn’t happen, bc it does, but you could absolutely be ticketed for it.