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TOO HOT for outside exercise. Seriously I break out in hives. Come winter, when it’s 20 degrees and snowing, you will find me outdoors.

No shade! There’s no shade!!!

I haven't been to the beach yet this entire summer because the torture that is trying to bike on the lakeshore path is enough to keep me away.

See, I LOVE to dance. Wedding dancing? All over it. Dancing in my apartment while my dog looks on quizzically? Yep. But when the girls declare “Let’s go DANCING!!!” I’m all, oh hell no, all for the reasons you stated above.

We use ours at least once/week, but we only have two

Once I went to a professional development and forgot my water bottle. The water in the building was “unsafe for consumption” and they didn't provide any. So much thirst that day.

my lady does the hair IN my nose. the first time she stuck a popsicle stick with hot wax into my nose, my blood pressure and anxiety increased by about 300%. But! to my surprise, it really did not hurt when she yanked it out. The upper lip hurts much more.

If she had been speaking French, or German, or Polish, any guesses as to whether it would have resulted in the same reaction? My guess is no. Racist assholes.

Re: Chelsea, I’m with you. Setting the AC at 65 degrees is goddamn oppressive. I should not have to shiver indoors in the summer.

I do the same thing with really, really good red wine

it makes my digestive tract sad about 10 hours later.

I’d never heard of this either, and the internet isn’t being much help. What I do know is that the server never blinks an eye when she mentions it; one even brought it up. I’m wondering if they throw flour on the grill to tamp down an occasional flare up/grease fire.

I did not realize that she was Streep’s daughter; I just thought they happened to look like each other (sigh... i know not the brightest). I recognized her from The Good Wife.

Marginally related: make sure you keep some type of travel log. My boyfriend always checks in on four square whereever we go when traveling. I cannot tell you how many times i’ve been like, Ooh! So and so is going to Vienna/Seville/Warsaw! We should tell them to go to that one place we liked!! He just looks it up real

same for my sister in law. Once in awhile we’ll go to a restaurant where the chef considers it his/her personal mission to make a delicious meal despite the diet restrictions, but these aren’t overly common.

Same. I was all, this is all kinds of fucked up... I mean it is anyway, but damn.

Ugh I’m so sorry that happened to you. People really are the worst. I’m more amused than anything that the checkers fell into a sinkhole.

Correct. But explaining it to people is easier by just saying “red things”. I can’t remember what the exact wording was in the story; I’m going to go ahead an assume it was asinine.

Yeah, my poor idiot dog was like, THOSE PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY MY FRIENDS AND ALSO THEY SMELL LIKE MEAT. No harm intended.