TWICE I read this as "find someone to shovel out her cat"

My 4:30 wheat thin destruction habit is my kryptonite. I need to stop buying them. That'll solve that.

For REAL.

I'm friends with an ex. We dated for 5 months my freshman year of college. He broke up with me to have more time for video games. I was heartbroken.

Ugh. Promise rings. My bf's sister just got one. Homegirl is 20 years old. I'm like, That is ridiculous and you are ridiculous. It's fine if you guys don't want to get engaged yet; you are 20. You do you. But a promise ring? Barf.

My dog is not blind, just a dummy who likes to walk DIRECTLY behind me and frequently gets clocked when I lift my back heel off the ground to then place it in front of my other foot. You know, normal walking.

That is so rude!!! Though, I suppose he could have refused to eat it all together :/

oh GOD. I could get rid of a dumb boyfriend. Moms though...?

My hep B vaccine wore off! I found out when I got a job at a hospital and they check for things like that. I was like, Wait... what? How does that even happen!?

Agreed, except that we are at my apartment and I would have had to clean it up :/

It makes me angry that a grown ass adult could be such a child! The pizza and chicken tenders diet is annoying EVEN when it's a child. It's unacceptable as an adult.

Nope. Just made a stupid assumption.

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

SCARF! Face covering is MUST. Dog-owning apartment living (read:must go on walks in -30 windchill) Chicagoan here.

For my bff, I rented a house in Michigan (in January) with plenty of space and a hot tub. We brought all the booze, made dinner the first night and had mimosas with brunch the next day. I then booked a winery tour where they picked us up and drove us around for tastings in the area. Afterwards the plan was to go out…

Agreed; I'm a speech therapist and I've only ever met 2 other male SLPs. They exist, but are rare. Many many more women in this field.

As an idiot middle schooler when these jeans were popular, I didn't quite get that the jeans were designed to be huge around the legs. I just assumed everyone was wearing jeans that were approximately 10 sizes too large for them. And so, desperately wanting to fit in, that is what I proceeded to do, in hand-me-downs…

I'm actively eating a bowl of ice cream while reading this. No regrets.

For real; I had already fostered my little lady for 6 weeks and decided to adopt, and they basically needed me to hand over my life saving, social security number, and sign a document swearing to walk her on the hour every hour. (this is an exaggeration, but they did get pissy when I said I'm gone for 6 hours/day,…

Mr.Chips works for a company that looks to match people with the best health insurance provider. He's in the tech end of it, but he hears stories from the sales folk that actually talk to customers. They are trained to actively avoid saying the term "Obamacare" because people instantly turn off, as opposed to when you…