My mom's boyfriend's name is Brian Williams. Not the newscaster... but sometimes I let people think that for a minute.

This is great! Thank you! I try to pull from common core and align w curriculum but these are great ideas.

This happened to me today:

You guys, a bunch of things have happened and it's so great:

I really want their fight to be about someone constantly putting their shoes in the middle of the living room instead of in the shoe rack, or something else mundane. But it's probably about which unicorn they're going to save.

Season 1 sucks. Season 2 sucks you in and doesn't let go. Just watch the season finale of season 1 then go from there.

I was entertained by the maze runner series. I also just finished "the invention of wings" and "wild"; both I enjoyed.

Your puppeh looks like mine!!!

I genuinely tried to watch this show, but then I got distracted and Mr.Queso reminded me that Esquire plays parks&rec reruns at that time... so Leslie Knope et al won out. No regrets.

"most of them just want pets"

I was so happy to see her re-appear in How to Get Away With Murder!

Sigh... it's so true.

But... but... no Luke? No Paris? No Emily!? NO JESS??!?!?!

I was JUST about to make an Icetown reference.

The same thing happened to a friend of mine; she was with her date among a group of better-off-than-most men and their dates. They were drunk. The waitress did nothing wrong, some altercation happened with another table. They stiffed her, saying "the restaurant will take care of her" which is the biggest line of…

I've had the BSB version stuck in my head since the second my gaze passed over those words... I have no idea what the Bieber version sounds like.

Wasn't that a storyline on Parks & Rec?

Long before the Guardians abs-man craze, I put Pratt in my fantasy celebrity octopus* (2 dudes + 2 girls = 8 legs. Fun party game.). None of my friends understood, but I knew there was something amazingly bangable there.

I had a friend once ask what my "deal breakers" were for dating. #1 - the statement "two and a half men is my favorite show".

My boyfriend was there! He said she changed outfits twice within the first 10 minutes. She also said something about summer being almost over, and someone next to him goes "Girl, know your audience. It's always summer here."