She probably figures that Harvey is going to try for a comeback and if she’s the only actress on his side, she’d get the part.

Eh hem... You forgot Teen Witch (and Secret Circle, but no one watched that)

How else shall we inculcate our values and spread The Revolution to the next generation? But seriously, he has the whole rest of his life to interact with computers, to listen to computer-generated voices, and to live in a computer-mediated world. He only has 18 years to spend as a child and youth, in a…

The name Gunner is bad. While I can’t hate on Speidi for having the baby today (babies gonna arrive when babies gonna arrive) the release of that name this morning takes my opinion from merely “bad” to “very distasteful.”

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

Maybe it’s because I lack a mothering instinct for anything that’s not a fur baby, but why not adopt? They have the financial resources to take a child with no home and give them everything. Granted, I would worry about said child being exposed to that family.

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

I don’t understand the butt obsession!!! her butt looks like every other lady’s butt. Just a regular, fine ol’ butt. When people were freakin’ about it, I was like wait a minute. Do EYE have an amazing butt???? Is my butt phenomenal???? It looks like hers? Maybe? I can’t really see it... The fascination confused me,…

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Maybe that’s why I always pronounced his name in my head as “Douchehamel.”

One of my favorite memories of my childhood is when my grandmother tricked me into thinking I’d grown carrots in our garden in the span of three hours.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

“They’re the best friends I’ve ever had. Nobody in my life has ever stood by me more.”

Yep, in mourning. No statement necklaces for that.

That’s how you KNOW she’s distraught. She’s barely even herself.

The real tragedy here is the lack of a statement necklace.

My husband and I were driving when “Look what you made me do” came on the radio and husband was like, “Wait, this sounds super serious. Like, did someone murder her entire family?”

Added to this: the trademarking of ordinary sentences? Is this the apex of greed? It puts her in the same class as Trump.

Dorinda dealing with Drunkass Sonja has been the highlight of the season so far.