I posted this elsewhere but will copy

I love, love, looooooove, LOVE Nier. It’s one of my favorite games ever, and I’m always happy whenever I see that someone is playing it.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

Actually, you do know which team is doing the ult. Each character has a different callout depending on what team they’re on.

If Hanzo is on the opposing team, his call is “Ryuuga waga teki wo kurau”. If he’s on your team, he will instead yell: “Let the dragon consume you!”

Pharah will say, “Justice rains from above!” if…

This just in: Bran is a giant dick through time and space.

*sheepishly raises hand*

Finally I liked MGDMT this week and it's a guest comic. Hmm

Yup. First thing that came to mind. I’m intimately acquainted with Fairfax County police.

I will cut you

Not only is that not the Running Man that they’re doing, but I also don’t see how it’s a “challenge”. This whole thing is stupid. I quit the internet!

Saw Brock Samson do something even cooler than this once.

Relevant.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

The rare occasion where you want the ball in the hands of a white player.

Well, this won’t get the “no animals were harmed in production” disclaimer.

Thank god Neville was wrestling a pro like Jericho who knew exactly how to act in that situation.

I definitely agree. You can’t “defend” yourself without actually being fired upon first, which is really stupid. Sometimes you’re dead before you even get the chance to return fire, due to how powerful some guns are. I’ve gotten killed a few times because I ran into a pack of PVE mobs, while trying to evade players.

My biggest issue with the DZ is the way the rogue system works. I don’t know what the right solution is, but it sucks that you can know you are going to get ganked, but have no option to avoid it. It’s suicide to attack first even if the group that’s following you around tells you through the in-game proximity chat…

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Remember when Kotaku tried to localise the show? Pepperidge Farm remembers.