If I was good enough to get an endorsement, I’d drink one can then spend the rest of the day refilling that can with water.

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

The lack of Redline is disturbing.

The data syncs, so I think it will delete your Cloud data. However, in the original Nier, they had a similar trick and I just made a copy of the Saved Data before the playthrough where I knew I’d be asked to delete my data.

Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

Sounds like Koch Media issue, not SE. Please change title to make it clearer.

I’m working on my theory, but here’s my first clue this will be the most Meta game ever. I mean. Color scheme alone.

Agreed re: Nintendo’s handling of their hardware rollouts; they always seem to short-side supply at the initial launch. I have a suspicion that has to do with artificially inflating demand by limiting supply, but, eh, could be anything--even incompetence.

As for the whole “don’t preorder” bit, it’s important to note…

Don’t preorder games does not extend to hardware. I always preorder hardware.

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

Jason, I think you are one of the reasons why I created this account and started commenting here in kotaku. So, with a heavy heart, I must confess something to you. You don’t know how scared I get every time I see you post an article on whatever I am waiting on (game/console) and hoping is not a delay. I still love…

GIANNA MICHEALS AS MEI OR WE RIOT!!!!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

That’s why people have to warn others first before they boost, so they don’t get a heart attack seeing their screen zoomed and blue and hearing:

Good news for me. I avoided Funimations site because a lot of it could be found on Hulu. Now I can spend less time jumping between Crunchyroll and Hulu.

Its not like FF 7 and its not like FF 10, its more like FF 14 xD

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Neat, but poorly implemented. The fact that enemy attacks always interrupt your words make it so you always take a fistful of damage you can’t really do anything about if any of the long word characters (“blanka” etc) ever get a word off. When interrupted the game also completely ignores all your inputs so you often…

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters