He didn’t ‘pull out’ his dick. It was already out there. They were both naked and she was sitting on the floor beside him while he sat on the couch. Moments passed enough between her “let’s chill” conversation of indeterminate length. Then he pointed at his dick. Because, again, her face was next to his thighs and…

—slow applause—

Nah. If African leaders won’t willingly trade, the CIA will just sponsor another coup like they did in Congo, Liberia, Sierra Leonne, Libya, and put their kleptocratic puppets in charge.

What kind of sadist is so determined to condemn someone that they’d endorse false news as long as it fits their preferred victim narrative? What kind of sadist is so lacking in self-awareness, so full of their own self-righteousness and so lacking in empathy, that they’d lie or hide facts to further their agendas and…

Aziz Ansari doesn’t have cult of pet murderers to ape him. Or at least, he didn’t bring them to his date.

Can’t fit that into your preferred victim narrative, can you?

5,000 words of revenge porn is how the Atlantic described her article.

And the moment she says she wants to leave? HE calls her acab!

She was frightened of him. All 5'2" of him.

She was waiting for him to brush her hair.

It’s hard to kick someone with his face in your crotch. This article carefully edits the part where she’s sitting on his counter getting eaten out.

Correction: he didn’t get laid and she didn’t get her hair brushed. Bad night for both of them.

He went down on her as well. I wonder why this story edits out that part of the timeline. I’m guessing because it doesn’t ‘copy’ well.

you do know that he’s 5'2"?

Why doesn’t this mention that he gave her oral sex?

“Ezes” are puppet Kings for British colonial rule. It didn’t “evolve” from anything. British enforced it on the Igbos because it’s easier to control people through a puppet-king than through the Senate-like structure that the Igbos were governed by pre-colonial era.

I also loved the jab at the Jedi Order of the prequels when Luke points out how they were over romanticized and more or less brought about the rise of Palpatine and the Empire through their own ineptitude.

You win the Internet.

Same here. Same.

I find it interesting that his blog is the only one that mentions Kristin Kreuk. Nobody else mentions her - not even the Daily Mail whose motto is ‘if we can’t find anything scandalous about you, we don’t mind making it up’.