She was frightened of him. All 5'2" of him.

She was waiting for him to brush her hair.

It’s hard to kick someone with his face in your crotch. This article carefully edits the part where she’s sitting on his counter getting eaten out.

Correction: he didn’t get laid and she didn’t get her hair brushed. Bad night for both of them.

He went down on her as well. I wonder why this story edits out that part of the timeline. I’m guessing because it doesn’t ‘copy’ well.

you do know that he’s 5'2"?

Why doesn’t this mention that he gave her oral sex?

How is someone sold temporarily into slavery? TFA Rey was a scavenger, not a slave.

Oooooh goooodie! Another movie about a White female hero! How revolutionary! How progressive!

I don’t think we are supposed to sympathize with her, though. I think we’re supposed to find her pathetic.

“Ezes” are puppet Kings for British colonial rule. It didn’t “evolve” from anything. British enforced it on the Igbos because it’s easier to control people through a puppet-king than through the Senate-like structure that the Igbos were governed by pre-colonial era.

I also loved the jab at the Jedi Order of the prequels when Luke points out how they were over romanticized and more or less brought about the rise of Palpatine and the Empire through their own ineptitude.

You win the Internet.

“Rey was a young girl, sold by her poor parents...

OK, before this argument goes down that derailing cycle:

Only they didn’t cast Natalie Portman because she was Asian. The director literally says he didn’t know the character she played was Asian.

Check a map. Middle east isn’t a continent.

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I’m pretty sure that studios don’t forbid employees from reading books.

Yes, a point that would be relevant to this if the national teams of India, South Korea, Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia or Singapore also participated in Eurosport.