Give it time. Soon he will have written all the best pages. Great pages. Yuge pages. Nobody writes pages like Donald Trump writes pages.

You are kind. Congratulations on your first novel!

Obama went to people in rural areas he knew wouldn’t vote for him and asked them what they wanted, because if he won he’d be their president too. Those gestures bought him a lot of good will. Hillary didn’t take that route, and it cost her greatly.

Turnout is down. It’s down by a lot, so far. This is on us. We didn’t show up and vote. Younger people went around 9% for third parties, if they bothered to show up at all. It’s 2000 all over again — when people don’t show up to vote, Republicans win. How many idiots are going to be standing here a couple years from…

Good Afternoon,

It’s weird. I’m white, cis-male, middle aged, fat, balding. Basically, I look like a Trump supporter. I don’t want POC to think I’m a Trump supporter. I mean is there some secret handshake or something?

I just told my boyfriend that I loved him a couple days ago. He said it back. I wonder if we’re still able to get married if it comes to that. I’m heartbroken on a thousand different issues.

Maybe a national “time out” where we all sit in the corner and think about what we’ve done ;)

Not at flaw at all! In this day and age, mockery is a vital skill. We in the US are basically in the process of electing a president by that very process.

Okay fine! Now I feel bad!

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Tabby’s Star alien scientists, 1480 years in the future: “We have completed translation of the video transmission received from the 3rd planet in the Sol system. Here are the results.”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

I thought this exact thing aired earlier this year on NBC called “You, Me, and the Apocalypse.” It had Rob Lowe as a priest who cursed a lot.

“the researchers are planning to inspect Uranus with the Hubble Space Telescope”

Dude it’s clearly going to be Franchise Beasts and Where to Milk Them Part 1 & 2.

I live for comments like this.

Man I went into reading this thinking I knew exactly how it was going to go and I was wrong. The questions were good questions that got good answers. I don’t 100% support Cooks agenda but I understand and respect it. She doesn’t mind that fan service exists and doesn’t want it banned or to shun people who like it, she…

FINALLY - FLORIDA WINS AT SOMETHING. All our phones will work while the zika infected pythons eat us.

D’Anastasio: Really, that just seems to be fan service. What’s the issue? It’s like, “Here’s the meat of the anime, with a little pepper sprinkled on top.” It’s not the whole thing.