Listen, I’m cooperating here.

Read the tinder profiles closely and only swipe right on those who seem like they want you to swipe alt-right on them. Then you can eat all the racists you want.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

Good for him. It’s nice to get out, sometimes, and see the world.

If shit comes out about Singer, expect Ian McKellen to go next. He’s a regular at Singer’s “parties”.

I really feel bad for Feldman. He’s been talking about this for decades but he was largely ignored primarily because he’s Corey Feldman

That’s a wordwang!

The last time that I cried over the death of a famous person—someone not personally known to me—was Sir Terry. (Before that it was John Lennon, and I was still practically a child then.)

What this article needs is Xanderpuss and his picture of Trump shitting his pants.

Look. It was an attempt to set up a meeting. It doesn’t say it succeeded. They don’t give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry, do they?

There you go

Tits or gtfo

WHO THE FK CAN DISLIKE THIS I CAN THINK Of 3 I am not sure if I spell them correctly