Could you imagine putting effort into looking nice (Hailey Bieber) only to leave the house with someone who dresses like this?

According to Alec, she starts craving a new baby when they start to grow up and stop being “vending machines of joy.”

Yes, the timing of the last two babies was a conscious choice for them. Alec has said they had done IVF trying for a girl (and also that pregnancy #5 happened “the old fashioned way”). The timing indicates that they chose to implant the surrogate with a girl around the time they found out that #5 was a boy.

Billie Eilish!!!!  This one is my favorite, the composition of the photo, the super hot 90s office fembot vibes, everything about it is great.  This girl is like, the coolest 19 year old on the planet.

Would they like a sketch about a man in his late 40s who in pathetic desperation at his oncoming mortality keeps trying to make himself relevant by appearing at pop culture events/shows and marrying a woman who keeps acting like but I have to keep reminding myself isn’t actually 17, because I’d be happy to write that…

Man fuck everything about this story. Grown, actually adult men from the party that rails against sex work, blocks welfare safety nets for teenagers, free tuition, student loan forgiveness, axes housing for displaced youth etc; battered “tuition” for sex with a 17-18 year old girl. Yet she’s the one who endangered…

god forbid we love our children as much as the Russians love theirs

I mean... this is not a different argument than the one they made during the 1972 when it passed with bipartisan support only to be vetoed. We almost had universal preschool, until Pat Buchanan told Nixon it reminded him of the Soviets and god forbid we love our children as much as the Russians love theirs. 

One of the smart things Biden has done, and I hope he doesn’t back down on, is daring Republicans to actually say their beliefs out loud, especially when it comes to economic issues.

John Kennedy is the perfect encapsulation of every bad faith white guy who “innocently” asks why a problem is racist or sexist. They don’t want an answer. The question is designed to deny oppression exists. Misogynoir is also crucial to Kennedy assuming Stacey Abrams would not be prepared to school him. After all she…

Yes, but as all three were taught reliable, abstinence-only morals, there’s no possible explanation for how their periods could have been altered, other than floating vax-particles.

Yup. It’s relatively easy to get rich when you have no morals or ethics. Plus, they, like most wealthy people in America, probably inherited the bulk of their wealth.

-raises hand- my second shot fell at exactly the time my period would normally start and it has been extremely absent ever since. Not pregnant, just...missed a period. But I also ran 101 fever for two days with the second shot so I just assumed any fever like that probably would interrupt a normal cycle. 

You answered your own question.

They’re evil, ignorant, and arrogant. It’s way easier to get ahead when you don’t give a shit about anyone or anything.

So there is no meat to this story?

Absolutely it was planned. They just didn’t anticipate the outrage.

It’s 2021, and Justin addressed a Black woman as “sis” multiple times on television also while interrupting her.

I’m split - none of us actually know what’s going on with Britney because one of the issues at hand has always been the level of control placed on her by her own family from a young age. There are genuine questions about her agency/autonomy in statements for or against the doc or basically anything else.

If their business is producing documentaries that sell themselves as exposing “the truth” behind public wrongs done to celebrities, but the nominal victims of those wrongs (and central subjects of the docs,) don’t want to participate, isn’t that still just exploitation? Even if the documentaries reach conclusions…